Hold the presses, drop whatever you’re doing. Michael Moore, the corpulent pseudo Orson Wells-wannabe has made an announcement. He has definitively declared……..there is a God. Well I guess that makes it official.
Of course his reason for it is that a hurricane is threatening to disrupt the Republican Convention. God, you see hates, Republicans. He hates people who believe in the sanctity of life, who believe people should work for what they get instead of living off the backs and sweat of others, who not only believe in him but seek to make him a central figure, not just in their spiritual lives but their secular lives as well. He’s of course, very uncomfortable with the idea that marriage “that bwessed awarngement” (to quote the Princess Bride) should, as a sacrament, be between a man and a woman and of course he is totally against people protecting their lives, liberty and property.
No God is more interested in protecting those who defame, abuse and trade on the lives of others. He loves that babies are destroyed, for the sake of expediency, by having their brains sucked out. He loves those who sell themselves to the highest bidder for fame, power and wealth and who steal, cheat and lie their way to the top while climbing over the backs of believers.
Yeah, God must really hate Republicans.
It would be interesting to be a fly on the wall the day Mikey meets up with God. I know I’m not perfect but wow. I could almost pity him…………almost.