Well, well. Al Gore harbinger of damnation, scion of disaster, lord of weather and the internet is saddened. Nay he’s crushed, demoralized and disgusted. Why, you may ask? Is it because his new ocean front mansion lost it’s housekeeper, because he has been outed as a serial groper, or that most people consider him a pariah. No silly Americans.
No, Al’s upset because government ( the all powerful, all knowing, all seeing overlord of us all – this is what happens when you exchange one god for another) has failed us. While I am in agreement with the sentiment, as usual Al is clueless. He couldn’t find a clue with a gaggle of sherpa’s, a herd of bloodhounds, OnStar, a Tomtom, smoke signals or Darwin’s Origin of the Species.
Government, he whines, has failed us by not passing Cap and Trade or as it is referred to in our house, Crap and Raid. So Al, how much more in taxes can the average Joe Sixpack pay. How much higher can food priced and energy cost go up before people are forced to living on the streets. I realize that in your mind we all need to live like they did 10,000 years ago, and that only the strongest need to survive but think again. That would ensure that the only people to make it would be conservatives. Liberals will be the first to die out. They don’t hunt or fish, can’t use a hammer or saw, won’t fight for what they need. They are the fodder on which the new civilization will be built. Most farmers, real farmers not deck-side dabblers are conservative or libertarian so again the libs are on the lower rung of the food chain.
While I realize that “Climate fear mongering” is a booming business and that Al now needs even more of Americans hard earned cash to support his new swinging single life style, I think America has to “just say NO” to Al and his continual mantra of “Woe is us, woe is us”. Are there problems, absolutely. Do we need to do things to make life better for everyone on the planet, again absolutely. Is Al the savior of mankind……………….so epic a fail as not to be acknowledged.
In this one thing government came to it’s senses, helped along by the agitators in the Tea Party Movement (bless you, bless you), Mr.’s Beck, Levin, Hannity, Limbaugh and others who held their proverbial feet to the fire. In the last two years it was the one time they DIDN”T fail us.
As usual Al has even less than a clue. Maybe he should look in the bucket Obama carries around on his head for one. You never know.