OBAMA’S GOT A GUN! The four scariest words in the English language today! In another story obama’s encouraged to “shoot like a girl”. This of course comes from fans of ex-governor Palin, who did not shoot like a girl at all. Then of course that WH tells people not to photoshop the picture. Have they met the American people, do they realized that nearly half of them dislike this guy with a wild passion? Of course those who are pro gun folks are going to mock this guy, he makes Ru Paul look masculine and he’s henpecked to boot.
OBAMA: WE NEED MORE NEW TAXES… Of course we do, like that has ever worked. Then again I think obama and his entire administration slept through American history class because somewhere along the line someone had to have not been a liberal, tin foil hat wearing, hippy dippy, make love not war maroon. Seriously.
Second-Term Crackdown on School Lunches… As someone who has lately spent time in school lunchrooms I can testify, there is not enough lunch for kids who are hungry and there is a lot of food being tossed in trashcans because for one thing children only have 20 minutes to eat and I don’t know too many children that aren’t hungry after yogurt, an apple, a waffle in a plastic bag, a bag of baby carrots and milk. That’s not lunch, it’s several snacks cobbled together.
POOF: Another 170,000 jobs disappeared in January… Oh and dirty little secret people like moi, who have lost their unemployment aren’t counted anywhere. We’re the folks who are unemployed but do not qualify for services. So in reality the 7.9 is more like 11% or more.
Rev Jackson calls for Homeland to patrol Chicago… Hey Jessie baby, that’s YOUR guy running things in Chicago. He promised when he enacted even more gun control laws that Chicago would be safe from gun crime. So he disarmed average citizens and allowed open season to be declared on them by the mob and the gangs. You want to stop violence in Chicago, arm every property holder, every voter, every business owner and hold the police accountable for every botched arrest. Of course you could always ask Seal Team Six to take over. That would solve a lot of problems, gangs, mobs, drug dealer and crooked cops.
REID BACKS MENENDEZ OVER UNDERAGE HOOKER CHARGES… I’m beginning to wonder if Harry Reid looks at the scandals in DC and decides which is the most airtight and then wades on in, on the other side. It is barely possible this man did not do what they said he did. He may not have frequented “underaged” prostitutes, or did not know they were underage but it is barely believable that he didn’t go to the Dominican Republic and consort with “ladies of the evening”. Can you see Reid defending a Republican in this manner? No,he’d insist on their firing or censure or what ever he could get the Senate to do. Why is this man always on the Wrong side of every issue?
STUDY: 22 Military Vets Commit Suicide Every Day…Could that possibly be because they’ve given their all for their country and their country is imploding thanks to the moron in the WH. I’d personally think about committing suicide if I were in the military and thought they were going to foist Hagel on us. If he is confirmed the suicide rate will go down because the numbers of military will be less and they be killed in action more. The man is useless.
7 STABBED IN RANDOM ATTACK IN VANCOUVER… Ban knives. Butcher knives, hunting knives, pen knives, butter knives. Don’t forget letter openers and chisels.
Postal Service says it’s immune from local traffic laws… Ah yes the Post Office, something like purgatory only with really unpleasant people and health care (which you won’t need there anyway). They should start to hire illegals, they don’t think the laws apply to them either.
‘BURKA BABIES’: Cleric says infant girls must be veiled to stop rapes… I wonder if that extends to baby goats? Seriously if your community is so depraved that it’s male members are raping infants it’s time to castrate them all and put them under house arrest.
Seriously folks you can’t make this stuff up. If a science fiction fantasy writer wrote about this stuff in a book it would be panned and no one would buy it and Sci-fy folks are considered over the top and not quite sane by “normal folk”.